Snowy Saturday

What to do on a snowy Saturday afternoon?

Well, amidst all this talk about Wellesley College's Dyke Ball, there arises one knight in shining armor, one that almost makes the rest not-so-bad. We made Page Six!

'DYKE' DRUNKS

March 9, 2005 -- WELLESLEY College hasn't decided whether or not to cancel next year's "Dyke Ball," even after 11 co-eds who got drunk before the cross-dress fest sponsored by a lesbian, transgendered and bisexual group ended up in the emergency room the other night. The ball, a popular tradition at the women's college in which female partygoers wear Saran Wrap and corsets and men are clad as drag queens or in skimpy thongs, also turned into a boozy bacchanal last year, when a dozen students were hospitalized. Wellesley spokeswoman Mary Ann Hill told us, "We obviously take the incident very seriously, but we haven't made any decision about next year at this point." She added, "The party itself was an alcohol-free event. It was a very in-control party." College officials tried to encourage sobriety by sending pizzas and hot chocolate to dorms and pushing an alcohol awareness campaign that began after last year's party.

Onwards we move to the beloved Ryan Gosling. I found this quote to be particularly hilarious, but probably only because it's true: "Hostage" is a multiplex hybrid built from bits and pieces of "Desperate Hours," "Panic Room" and "Cellular," plus elements of Bruce Willis' "Die Hard" franchise and any youth-weirdo movie featuring Ryan Gosling. (Credit Philadelphia Daily News)

Lastly, taken from Popdirt.com, it's official! Joel Madden is a pervy little pedophile! (But we still love you.)
Us Weekly reports that Joel Madden, who celebrated his 26th birthday along with twin brother Benji on Friday, was spotted in several Los Angeles locations with 17-year-old Hilary Duff on February 26th. The couple's first stop was at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Beverly Hills. "Joel was keeping her Chihuahua warm," an onlooker explained. "That puppy wasn't going to touch the ground as long as he was there." Afterwards, the pair made a pit-stop at Duff's house before lunching at Mexicali. "They held hands, and she was grinning," a witness said. "They're obviously tired of hiding."