The well-respected Jenny McCarthy is the next celebrity in line who wants to give Paris Hilton a wake-up call: "I'd try and give her some really good spiritual direction in her life," reports Star Pulse. "I'd also love to f**k with her, whispering in her ear things like, 'Your clothes are dirty! You're totally out of style! Eat something!'"
With all the reports of celebrity underage drinking at night clubs of late (Jesse McCartney was the latest celebrity ragged on, although photos of Emma Watson with a Corona bottle to her lips surfaced in the past few days), there's been a bit of a crackdown. It looks like Paris Hilton and her (I thought ex-) boy toy Stravros Niarchos are in a bit of hot water. Well, sort of. Las Vegas Business License Department investigators slapped Tao and Body English with citations for letting underaged Niarchos into their clubs on New Year's Eve. This is coming from The LA Times, but they're saying Niarchos is only l9!? I thought he was 20 ... Paris, a cradle robber?
Anyone interested in seeing John Mayer's "dressing room demands"? It's quite interesting. The Smoking Gun reports that his rider includes a request for thinly sliced meat, soy milk, an organic fruit bowl, four soft head toothbrushes, a bottle of Listerine, two tubes of mint-flavored toothpaste (Sensodyne or Tom's of Maine), two packages of Altoids, four organiclip balms, Gold Bond powder, a copy of The New York Times, one box of kids' cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp or Cinnamon Toast Crunch) and last but not least, two tubes of Krazy Glue. This man likes his breath fresh.
So Lindsay Lohan "wowed" guests at the Chapter 27 wrap party with her DJ skills and choice of music, which included AC/DC, Eminem and the Beatles. Hollywood.com is still riding on this whole Shaun White romance rumor, saying that LL's in for a ride if she expects any love from him. He declared in a recent Rolling Stone interview that he hopes his medal will get him girls, not a girlfriend. Wow. Get his ball rolling, Lindsay. Maybe he'll beat you in your own game.
“I have a lot of people that look like me all over the world, but she’s one of the better ones – she’s working it. I’d love to meet her ... It’s not easy being me [though] and she’ll have to work hard to keep up the look.” Wait. Are you implying that you're generic looking!? Loves it! [Photo courtesy of bbc.co.uk]