LL* never learns, or doesn't have to.

Two new Lindsay-Lohan-is-"sick" stories:

According to an Us Weekly spy, Lindsay Lohan has been "hooking up" with Johnny Knoxville in New Orleans while filming 'Just My Luck' for a couple of weeks. Knoxville is also in town filming 'The Dukes of Hazzard'. Meanwhile, Lohan had chest X-rays the other day, and took a day off shooting Monday due to a bad flu. "Everyone on set is on antibiotics," said her rep, who declined to comment on Knoxville.
(courtesy of popdirt.com)

From The New York Daily News,
Wow, the line for the ladies' room at Whiskey Blue in New Orleans must've been really long the other night: Lindsay Lohan and Samaire Armstrong had to share a stall, our spywitness tells us.

And PageSix tells us ...
THERE'S bad luck on Lindsay Lohan's movie, "Just My Luck." Lohan (above) spent a lot of time partying in the early days of filming in New Orleans and came down with a bad flu, as we reported yesterday. Now word comes that production has been shut down completely due to Lohan's illness — costing producers big bucks every day. They should call the people who made "Herbie: Fully Loaded" with Lohan — they also had their budget busted when Lohan became sick on-set. A rep for "Luck" said shooting would resume tomorrow.

I think more weight loss and some sort of breast augmentation (will she go bigger or smaller this time?) is in order.

P.S. Dear Hilary Duff,
Everyone at Wellesley College is talking about you. Except no one can spell your name :(.
Love,
Us (the one who goes to Wellesley)