Today

While in Sydney, Australia, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson couldn't find a single thing they wanted to dine on in the Glass Brasserie, a restaurant run by one of Australia's top chefs. So what did they do instead? They ordered in from Pizza Hut and devoured the large pepperoni and double cheese in restaurant, surrounded by four bodyguards. What class.

Pete Doherty has sunken to a low of lows ... or rather, we are only now becoming aware of his low-ness. Pictures have surfaced of him injecting a drug into a female fan's arm while the girl lied unconscious on a kitchen floor. Disgusting.

Other tidbitty news ...

Sofia Coppola, reports HolyMoly, is pregnant with the child of Thomas Mars, the lead singer of the French band Phoenix. Reliable source or not, I'm not sure.

Rosie O'Donnell will join ABC's daytime show The View, replacing View veteran Meredith Vieira who will, in turn, replace Katie Couric on NBC's morning show Today.

Kelly Osbourne has found a new boyfriend in Airbud (and Transamerica)'s Kevin Zegers. Weird couple or what!? [Photo courtesy of lime-light.org]