This just in from The New York Post:
... Jennifer Lopez, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, Oprah Winfrey, Gisele Bundchen and Naomi Campbell boycotted the Costume Institute gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on Monday night after their hosts, fashion designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana, had a fit over the placement of their table. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson, who did attend the event, ended up in tears after her dress zipper got stuck.
I'm envisioning this whole thing as a black and white silent movie from the '20s. Can't you just hear the funny music, D&G rolling and roughing each other up on the floor, celebrities leaving -- one by one -- and then ... and THEN ... Jessica getting her zipper stuck and bursting into a ball of Lucille Ball tears in the midst of all the calamity.
I love it.
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