Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Love dust remains in Hollywood smog.

Having been away from the exciting online circulations of celebrity gossip, I was shocked to hear today that wedding bells are sounding in Hollywood again.

First off, a huge surprise and not so much of a surprise all at once -- Paris and Paris. Apparently Paris (the Greek one) proposed to Paris (the American one) last Wednesday, but didn't prepare a ring! (Catherine would've turned him down on the spot!) The two were spotted shopping around in Hollywood for a ring today.


(Photo courtesy of celebweb.org)

Catherine and I had decided just two days ago that if the two were ever to wed, they would most certainly name their child Paris. Hilton has previously been engaged to male model Jason Shaw, but broke it off before the two made the big dive. Supposedly, they're still good friends. It's a scary thought that she's fresh off of Mr. Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, because if that had gone any better, a baby Paris Carter could've sprung up in the near future. Hmm ... I wonder whose last name she's going to take. Two Paris Latsises married to one another is an extremely chilling thought.

And this ... "Zing?" as Seth Cohen would say. Even my dad is a little disheartened over Katie's decision. And my dad's well into his senior citizen years. Katie, Katie, Katie.

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