Celebs gone postal!

Jennifer Aniston's dating that hottie from Seventh Heaven, Geoff Stults. Stults plays Aniston's boyfriend in The Break-Up. Kind of ironic, isn't it?

More Talan Torriero news for you. According to Laguna Beach co-star Kristin Cavallari, yes, he and Lindsay Lohan did date. In fact, Lohan had a cow when she walked in on the two laying in bed -- platonically -- together. She told Rolling Stone magazine that "... Lindsay comes in and freaks out! She starts crying, going 'aaargh!' and slams a glass on the table. I was like, 'Are you kidding me right now?' Talan had to tell her to leave." Rolling Stone has to make note that "Lohan's publicist denies this event ever occurred."

... but that's not what I came here to tell you about! No, no, no! MTV News tells us that Talan has signed with "a really big label push" and has dyed his hair dark to prep for his "Mars Volta kind of" music. Apparently, he's already worked with Akon -- "Music is pushing boundaries, and I figure I'd better do my part. I'd like to get a rapper on a rock song or something crazy like that." We'll see 'bout that, Boy-With-The-Pretty-Face-And-A-High-Voice.

P.S. The season finale is said to be October 24th, so start gathering tissues now. It probably won't be coming back for a third season, but it may spawn a few reality babies ...

Okay, I read that Nick and Aaron Carter were out drinking at Concorde in Los Angeles, "bonding." Aaron's only seventeen, but hey, I'm not surprised. What did surprise me was the female at Nick's side -- 35-year-old BAI LING!!! Please please please tell me they're not dating. Yeah, Nick, go and date the oldest ugly, dirty Asian celebrity ever. Couldn't you have made a long stop at Lucy Liu? I mean, just look at her ...


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... she's just an old, Asian, uncute, MALE version of Paris Hilton (or Anna Wintour, although I can't see the resemblance between Paris and Anna)!!! Why not just date a drag queen?

Although I have to say, if Nick ends up having Eurasian babies, I think I'll have a hernia. Because they could've been mine.

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