Hollywood girls are mean!

Allegations of Paris Hilton offering teenagers drugs and alcohol have been dropped, according to Baltimore City police. Apparently one of the teens told the police that "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show." Hilton's people (in this case the people behind The Simple Life) countered with a weak "Paris would never endanger the welfare of a minor."

What about innocent onlookers? Hilton was pulled over by police late last week for "making an improper turn" and "equipment violation" in her Bentley on Beverly Hills' Rodeo Drive. Witnesses say that she tried to blame the paparazzi, but was issued a ticket anyway.

Lindsay Lohan, who is now admitting that she did look too thin earlier this year, insists that it wasn't because she had an eating disorder. A somewhat unreliable source tells us she touted: "I lost weight because I'm 19 years old and only went through puberty a year ago. I haven't been on a crash diet. Give me a break!" Puberty? Just a year ago? Hahahahahahahahahaha ... Give me a break!

And according to Star magazine, "Lindsay has gained over 11 pounds in about 3 months by eating protein rich food meals and staying away from unhealthy junk food. Her trainer revealed, 'Lindsay is on her way and is now putting on lead body mass rather than fat'."


Mischa Barton's been spotted around Los Angeles with her new man Cisco Adler, Kimberly Stewart's ex-fiance. Stewart was none too happy when she found out and called Barton to tell her just that. A source close to Stewart told Radar Magazine that "Kimberly is finally over Cisco, but she was furious that a friend of hers would date her ex ...She called up Mischa and gave her an earful. She said Cisco was totally gross and that after all the nasty stuff Kimberly had told her about him she should know better than to date such a douchebag ..."

Heehee. S/he said "douchebag."

And for the story of the day: Christina Aguilera sent Britney Spears and Sean Preston Federline a little somethin' somethin' -- a weight loss care package. The package included a diet handbook and, of all things, a corset. Aguilera tells Daily Star, "I'm thrilled and overjoyed for her and wish her all the best. Hope she likes her gift."



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