Ah, the Angels.

The biggest story of the day is, of course, that the real reason Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein dumped Nicole Richie is because she has turned, once again, to heroin. Of course, it's all speculation and considering he had his own drug issues in the past, he'd likely be a lot more supportive. Who knows ... [First photos of DJ AM since the break-up, from Saturday night. Courtesy of PerezHilton.com]

A girl is claiming that her therapist committed the ultimate therapist-crime: she shared information about her other patients, including Mary-Kate Olsen with her client. According to this girl, who has been visiting an eating-disorder center, her therapist revealed that the tabloids were right -- MK wasn't in rehab for an ED. She was there for a cocaine addiction: She was like yes well Mary-kate didnt go to rehab for anorexia, she went for a coke habit. And i was like no! i thought that is what they just said in tabloids to stir trouble. She said no, she def went for coke, she knows people at the cirque lodge and people who have treated her. she did have some eating issues, but it was mainly coke and they just said it was anorexia so it wouldn't hurt her image as much. My therapist tells me a lot of things she shouldn't, like who else from my school she sees, or who's family, but i just thought this was tooo good. ... and now all the Anas scramble to find another role model. [Courtesy of Oh No They Didn't!]

Speculation about Jessica Simpson's love life is at an all-time peak right now. There's Trace Ayala, Justin Timberlake's best friend and Elisha Cuthbert's ex-fiance ... whom The Ottawa Sun claims Jessica's already been on two dates with. Then New York's Daily News is saying that Jessica and Maroon 5's Adam Levine had an affair back in September of 2004. Who knows. And it doesn't help that Nick Lachey is really bitter about it all -- particularly at Big Papa Joe, it seems -- and trying to milk the divorce for all that it's worth.

Annoying, foul-mouthed Welsh opera-turned-pop singer Charlotte Church's stepmother (or rather, her stepfather's mistress) has exposed all to News of the World. Apparently Church's mother recently attempted suicide and was rushed to the hospital because she couldn't take her husband's cocaine addiction and wild sexual behavior. His mistress, Anna Goddard, says -- in a nutshell -- that he snorted £100 [$180] worth of cocaine a night, lured her into sordid, drug-fuelled threesomes propped up by Viagra, attempted to persuade her to have lesbian sex with Maria [Charlotte's mom], and bragged of tormenting his wife for years with a string of lovers -- and all pretty much under Maria's watchful eye. In fact, Goddard claims that she was so trashed one night that she had to stay over at the Churches' place, and it was Maria who essentially tucked her in. And all the while, the only reason James Church doesn't want to get a divorce is because it's too expensive! Charlotte really looks like an angel in comparison now, doesn't she?

Speaking of angels, former boy band O-Town's Ashley Angel is getting his own MTV show, titled "There & Back," which will document his "attempts to make it as a solo act while broke and anticipating the birth of his first child." Maybe MTV will do miracles for yet another Ashley/Ashlee attempting to launch a solo career? Doubt it. [Photo courtesy of Inside O-Town. The woman is, presumably, his fiance.]

By the way, as an effective member of the press (ha!), I've been notified of the gazillion New Year's Eve parties going on in the United States. I'll have you know that Lindsay Lohan is hosting not one, but two parties in Miami at the same time. Maybe this is her big secret, not cantaloupe!