Calm yo'self down!

Loads of news today. Why can't the Pop World behave and spread it out evenly among the days of the week!?

There's talk of Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling looking towards marriage. A supposedly "unusually reliable Hollywood insider" said that "Not only does it look like they're living together, but they've been talking to a couple of top private jewellers about engagement rings." And all this from a couple that has refused to acknowledge their coupledom. Suh-weet.

And apparently, Rachel ended up posing nude in that Vanity Fair photoshoot I told you about a couple days ago. Yes, she was miffed that her publicist about tricking her into the photoshoot, and yes, she fired said publicist, but she just couldn't say no to Tom Ford afterall.

Laguna Beach update! First off, Dieter Schmitz is supposed to be on TRL tomorrow afternoon to promote his run from Tijuana to Laguna Beach for his charity, Running Home 4 Teens. And for those of you who are just thirsting for more, more, more on that hottie Heidi Montag (Lauren's friend and fellow The Hills cast member), she's currently working for Brent Bolthouse (the guy behind all the clubs of Los Angeles). The MTV crew has been, I'm guessing, following her around during working hours, because it's been said that The Hills will feature her at Bolthouse Productions. [Photo courtesy of Wire Image]

So Colin Farrell officially announced Monday that he has checked himself into rehab for "exhaustion and an addiction to prescription drugs." Makes me wonder whether Lindsay Lohan didn't check herself in for similar reasons when she was suffering from "exhaustion" over a year ago. I do too much wondering about Lindsay Lohan and her supposed condition of health. I should stop.

So Big Papa Joe Simpson is trying to get his two pennies in about the whole Jessica and Nick separation. People have, for obvious reasons, been saying that Nick is furious with Joe and blames the demise of his marriage on him. But Joe spoke to Inside Edition this week and had this to say: "You know she's going to be okay, We're going to get through this...you know you never are prepared for this, when dreams don't come true the way you want them too ... We love Nick, I will always love Nick and we're going to be alright." I never realized a marriage involved three people. But then again, this is Big Papa Joe we're talking about -- this marriage is his personal money tree. Looks like he shook it a little too hard this time. [Photo courtesy of Yahoo! Movies]

Designer Karl Lagerfeld revealed that Lindsay Lohan, who, with Jared Leto "looked like a happy couple" on Saturday's Visionaire's anniversary party, doesn't like the proper noun "Paris" anymore. When Lagerfeld invited Lindsay to go to Paris, Lindsay is reported to have said, "I hate that bitch!" Nice.

Paris Hilton has made a public peace offering to one-time bud Nicole Richie. She said, perhaps even with a smidgen of sincerity: "I am really sorry to hear about Nic's engagement. I went through the same thing ... With Christmas coming up, I realise I really miss her and want to get in touch again."

Paris was voted the world's worst celebrity dog owner. "First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat ... Recently Tinkerbell was spotted back in Paris' arms. But how long will she be in favor this time?" True dat. Joss Stone came in first, for having a poodle named Dusty Springfield, but mostly for volunteering at the North Shore Animal League America "after seeing images of pets stranded in the aftermath of hurricanes Katrina and Wilma". She has also "recorded a public service announcement seeking support for the homeless pets of the Gulf Coast." Ashley Olsen came in second place for having adopted a dog, and then Tori Spelling. She doesn't deserve any credit on this blog.

According to Perez Hilton, Kirsten Dunst did an abominable thing the other day. She was running late for a movie at the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood and parked her car in a handicapped parking spot! Gasp! But that's not all ... she went on to make "a big stink at the box office because she was 'was running late.'" That's more than she can say about the dent she made at the Box Office with Elizabethtown ... [Photo courtesy of kirsten-dunst.org]