I leave you with this ...

Just a day after being photographed dining with supermodel Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan has, according to sometimes unreliable source Web India, has been named Chanel's new face. She told Contact Music: "I'm so excited. I think it's for a magazine. I'm shooting with Karl Lagerfeld! It's amazing." Sure is. Good move on Chanel's part, though. Raking in teens' dispensable incomes ... [Photo courtesy of ONTD!]

According to Star magazine, Ashlee Simpson is now dating Jackass star Chris Raab. Wasn't she just dating her band member Braxton? I'm going to assume she's not dating any jackasses, thankyouverymuch.

Alex Murrel of Laguna Beach updated her MySpace blog recently and revealed that she has been shooting for Season Three of Laguna. All this confusion amongst cast members! I'm assuming there will be a Season Three and that it is indeed shooting right now. Alex M. said that returning cast members from Season Two include Jessica Smith, Taylor Cole, Alex Hooser and maybe, just maybe Jason Wahler. She has also posted a new song on her MySpace, titled "Best Friends." Check it out here. [Courtesy of Alex Murrel's MySpace]

And here's "Talan"'s MySpace, which doesn't seem legit to me. But it has some of his songs and some bizarre photographs of him when he was younger. Enjoy?

Laguna's Stephen Colletti will help MTV out this holiday season by co-hosting the annual MTV New Year's Eve Bash. The show will air beginning at 10:30pm on December 31st.

Kristin Cavallari has indeed shot that Teddy Geiger music video I mentioned a while back. The video is for the song "For You I Will (Confidence)," and features an underwater scene where Kristin and Teddy kiss. Kristin told Us Weekly: "I kept spitting water in his mouth! ... We had to do it, like, 20 times." [Photo courtesy of The Real O.C. boards]

Kevin Federline wants $125 million of wife Britney Spears' moolah should they divorce, says In Touch. Apparently K Fed told his pals that "the prenuptial agreement he signed is 'not worth the paper it is written on.'" Hmm ... maybe Brit's smarter than we give her credit for. Or not, since she ended up marrying the idiot anyway.




Photos of Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba distributing gifts to children at a hospital, for Kate. More like flirting with each other at a hospital, heh. [Photos courtesy of jmazone.de]

And to commemorate Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein's split, a new line of t-shirts that read "Nicole - Adam = The Single Life" is being produced. Wow. So clever.

That's it for 2005, friends. I'm leaving tomorrow for London, France and Italy and won't be back until the second week of January. Have a wonderful holiday season and a rockin' New Year's Eve ... and I'll see you in the new year! Be ready.