Our Nation's Problem ... Paris Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is mad. Apparently a Los Angeles police chief said the paparazzi problem in Los Angeles had improved since “Britney started behaving, Paris is out of town and Lindsay has gone gay.” Lindsay, the leader of appropriate, said that “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s personal life – it’s inappropriate.”

The weirdest story of the day – and for the past while – is this Clay Aiken daddy story. I know that he donated his sperm to his good friend Jaymes Foster and all, that I’m okay with. What I’m not understanding is now that the baby is alive and kicking, the child has taken Clay’s last name? And is going to help her raise the child. I guess she really took to heart that Atlantic article on settling!

John Edwards admitted to having cheated on his wife Elizabeth. Gawker puts it in a way no one else could: John Edwards has admitted to having an affair with his former campaign staffer Rielle Hunter ... Edwards also claims he's not the father of Hunter's baby. And he didn't love her. So it's not cheating! Edwards claims his wife Elizabeth's cancer was in remission when he began the affair, so it's TOTALLY not cheating, at all.

Yup. Yup.

And this will get old ... just not yet:

[Courtesy of Paris Hilton]
Where's my Intuition "Paris for President" shirt from 2004? Never know when that one might come in handy ...