La La Loe ya, Ryan!

Oprah told ABC that she doesn't believe in the whole TomKat relationship. She said that the episode the two appeared on her show (yes, the one when Tom got up on the couch) seemed a little surreal to her: "It was wilder than it was appearing to me ... I was just trying to maintain the truth for myself because I couldn't figure out what was going on. And what I was prepared for was the dance that happens when you're doing celebrities — when you know they're not going to tell you, but you're going to ask anyway, and then you try asking another way ... I was not buying — not buying or not buying ... That's why I kept saying to 'you're gone, you're really gone.'"

A few quick bits about the Laguna Beach cast. LC called in and spoke to Carson Daly on the radio and said that she doesn't think she'll do the third season of Laguna because, like Kristin, she thinks it's just time to move on. According to a new In Touch article, Jason is at the City University of Los Angeles now -- and not Aquinas, which I have previously reported. A fan who saw a bunch of the Laguna cast in the Chicago Cheesecake Factory noted that it looks like Jessica and Dieter are back together, because they were kissing. But I guess you never can know with that Jessica ... [Photo courtesy of Courtney(?)'s Facebook]

Boo hoo -- it's been a long time coming: The WB announced that 7th Heaven, after this season will be no longer. This is its tenth season, and while it's still getting good ratings, it has become too expensive to produce. "Not many shows make it to 10 years and it's even rarer for a series to go out on top after 10 years," said executive producer Aaron Spelling. Too bad there's no hope of salvaging Beverly Mitchell's career ...

I have yet to step foot inside H&M since the new Stella McCartney line was unveiled, but according to Gawker, maybe it's best that I stay away. On opening day, there were lines to get in -- only to have racks empty by 10am. "[P]ushing, shoving, grabbing and yelling" were involved -- and a few H&M employees may have gotten hurt too. Even the mannequins were left bare naked, their clothing having been removed from them and purchased. Geez, Louise.

Parlux Fragrances is giving Tourneau the exclusive rights to sell a new line of watches created by none other than Paris Hilton. Parlux chairman said that the watches are white diamond-encrusted and will be distributed internationally, retailing at $100,000. Wowee. [Photo courtesy of celebweb.org. Yes, her shirt reads "He wants to sleep with me."]

Here's an exerpt from Nicole Richie's new fiction novel, The Truth About Diamonds:Simone, inarticulate to the point of mental incompetence, came off as aloof and mysterious on TV for some unknown reason. The camera loved Chloe, whose coke high read as girlish excitement. Ouch. Tell me that's not Paris and Nicole.


[Photo courtesy of Defamer]

And this is a photo someone took of the guestbook at Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis’s Casa Aramara estate in Puerto Vallarta. Apparently Lindsay Lohan had a little fun during her stay! I've never met L. Lo myself, but I can pretty much verify that that is her handwriting. Told ya she wants to marry every guy she meets!

Happy 25th birthday wishes to Glitteratini favorite Ryan Gosling!