Tom Cruise is officially off my Christmas list.

Paris Hilton's current boy-toy Stavros Niarchos got the two in yet another car accident. He was driving Paris' Range Rover on Friday afternoon when he hit a pothole and blew a tired. What's funny is Paris reportedly talked the paparazzi into giving her a lift to the airport. [Photo courtesy of Clasos. The photo is of Paris and Stavros at Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party, not from the car accident.]

So Nine.com, a gambling site, is offering Lindsay Lohan a college scholarship should she attend NYU, maintain a 3.5 GPA and help promote the site's "Gambling Is for Fun Only" campaign. She doesn't need your money, but if I were her, I'd do it anyway. Afterall, gambling is for fun only.

So Jake Gyllenhaal, thank goodness, is not dating Jessica Simpson, but a salesgirl from the New York City Mayle boutique. He met her when -- gasp -- he was shopping for a present for Kirsten. The girl has gone buckwild and is telling everyone that the two are an item, but PerezHilton.com has advised us to remain skeptical.

Julia D. -- you were right. Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari, according to the newest issue of Us Weekly is enrolled at Loyola Maramount University and not the University of Southern California as both Kristin and I previously reported. I wonder what's going on there ...

And, of course, I've decided to hold this story off until now because I'm so sick of all the TomKat crap. But a friend of Katie Holmes told The Sun that "Katie has decided to give up acting altogether ... She's been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their new baby." She and Tom decided? Or Tom decided? Somebody free Katie, please! [Photo courtesy of JJB]