Eat your heart out!

For such a little woman, Sienna Miller sure has made a big threat in the latest issue of Interview: she said of Daisy Wright, the nanny Jude Law cheated on her with, "I'm quite looking forward to the day when our paths will cross, which I know they will ... She better live in fear. I just hope she doesn't run into me in a dark alley." And for such an adult, she sure is immature ... [Photo courtesy of Live Journal community edie_sedgwick]

Mischa Barton has banned boyfriend Cisco Adler from watching her own show, The O.C.: "He was staring at Rachel and I was like, 'She looks hot'. He said 'yeah'. That's too honest - he's banned." That's too harsh -- you're mean.

Apparently this is an off week for Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst, because she's been seen cuddlin' up with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine.

7th Heaven's Beverley Mitchell and her longtime boyfriend Michael Cameron recently became engaged after a five-year relationship. Congratulations.

... seems like it's the week for celebrity confessions. Gwyneth Paltrow finally admitted that she's pregnant with her second child. Wow. I couldn't tell.

Travis Barker of Blink182 and wife Shanna welcomed their second baby together, Alabama Luella on Christmas Eve. She's gonna be a cutie. [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

Lindz Lo's dad Michael is speaking out again, from behind bars. Now he's concerned about his eldest daughter's health, after he heard about her recent hospitalization for an asthma attack: "Asthma has been a serious problem for her since she was three. She almost died from it when she was five, and one of her cousins died from it at 27." I see where her outstanding dramatics come from now.

... and Gawker reported that Lohan scrawled a not-so-nice message about, presumably, Scarlett Johansson (an ex of rumored boy toy Jared Leto) on a Dark Room bathroom wall on Tuesday night, where she was spotted chillin' with Kate Moss. Well anyway, here's the proof. I can vouch, like I have for so many other lovely little notes LL has left, that it is in her handwriting:
For a full report on what she wrote (I will not soil my page with the drunken ramblings of a Lindsay Lohan), click here. [Photo courtesy of Gawker]

Apparently Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson (yes, two entities now) had a not-so-secret meeting -- set up by none other than Papa Joe Simpson. Nick showed up at the Valley Inn Restaurant and Bar in Sherman Oaks, California, where Jessica had been dining with the rest of her immediate family. According to "sources close to the Simpson family," Papa Joe has gotten a number of e-mails about wanting to see the couple back together. An insider says, "Joe's shocked at how many people want to see Nick and Jess together again ... He's worried that Jessica's fans will desert her because they blame her for the breakup." Doh! Should've thought of that earlier, before you split them up!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have come up with a new way to invest their money -- in Sweet Lady Jane, an L.A. cake shop. The pair are said to have invested $2 million and have begun coming up with cake ideas for the shop. Can you say "Cupcakes on the house for the rest of MK&A's days"? [Photo courtesy of sweetladyjane.com]