Stars gone stupid.

I guess the big news of the day is that Angelina Jolie has come out and officially announced through People magazine that she is pregnant with Brad Pitt's baby. I wonder what the child will look like. Sadly, two hot people don't always make a hot baby. Look at Lisa Marie Presley.

Laguna Beach news ... some old, some relatively new. Kristin Cavallari, according to E!, will be guest starring on UPN's Veronica Mars as a "closeted lesbian cheerleader who turns to Veronica when a blackmailer threatens to out her and a number of other gay students at Neptune High." This definitely sounds interesting and seems to be a bit of a stretch for Kristin. The episode is set to air in February, alongside Kristin's own UPN show, Get the Party Started. [Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari Online]

Similarly, the music video that Kristin will make a cameo in -- Teddy Geiger's "For You I Will (Confidence)" -- will premiere in a Making the Video episode on MTV sometime this month. I will try to keep you posted on that.

Most Laguna fans know that the cast is set to take part in the next Bongo campaign, following the break up of Nicole Richie and DJ AM. Boy is Bongo lucky it has such perfect timing. The creative director at Bongo said that "The Bongo demographic is the MTV viewer, so we could not think of a better way to reach our consumer. The concept behind the campaign is a party. So we rented an amazing mansion on PCH in Santa Monica, hired an Orange County band, 'The Colour' and let the gang do what came naturally. Alex, Jason, Lauren, Steph[e]n, Kristin and Ta[l]an had a blast on set and it comes through in the campaign. Alex who has an album coming out this spring got on stage with the band and sang, while the boys got a little carried away by pushing each other in the pool." Those boys never will grow up, will they? Look for these ads in-store (Bongo has stores?), online and in such teen magazines as Seventeen, Teen People, and Teen Vogue.

All kinds of rumors are flying about Nick and Jessica's relationship. Some are saying that Jessica has been drunk-dialling him and wanting to get back together ... while others, such as the Post Chronicle, are saying that Nick is suing Jessica for "breach of contract." According to the source, the two signed a contract to be publicly married for forty-one months. Their marriage fell through at thirty-eight. Nick wants his moolah, and he wants it now. Oh, and he wouldn't mind a helping of Jessica Alba with that moolah either. According to him, she's the perfect woman. Funny how Alba's fiance's name is Cash. I smell a threesome ...

BET is planning to air “a six-episode reality series about the last two weeks in the life of [Lil Kim] before she began a one-year prison sentence in September for perjury linked to a shooting between rival hip-hop camps,” the New York Times says. ... and Season Two will feature the first two weeks of her life after being released from prison, right?

According to In Touch, both Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie have made New Year's resolutions to "be good friends again in 2006." Which means, of course, the reappearance of the disappearing Lindsay. And who called it last night!? Didn't I say that the author of the Vanity Fair article twisted LL's words or did I not?

Katie Cassidy, The Partridge Family's David Cassidy's daughter, revealed to Teen People (in its February issue) boyfriend Jesse McCartney's romantic tactics: "After dinner, I opened the car door and there was a beautiful orchid sitting in his front seat. It was so sweet," she said. "We got ice cream on our first date. It was really cute ... [And] on one of our first dates, we spent the entire day on the beach." They recreate some of their first dates in a photo spread for the magazine's Valentine's issue. [Photo courtesy of Shine On Media]

And funniest bit of the day ... Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth were seen at a 7-Eleven in Stockholm, Sweden, trying to buy a lobster. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at the fact that someone who was accepted to Princeton was trying to buy a lobster at a 7-Eleven. Well, I was there just a few days ago and I'll give them a little credit -- 7-Elevens are half grocery stores and half convenience stores in Stockholm. Hmm. Wonder if we were there are the same time ...