Laguna Hook-ups

Laguna Beach. Considering that this is the girl he showed up with to the MTV New Year's Eve Party, it's no surprise to hear that they are in fact a couple ... Stephen Colletti and Ashley Bashioum, formerly of The Young and the Restless. She is three years older than Stephen. And the word on the street is that Talan Torriero is dating Lizzie McGuire's LaLaine (Miranda). Hmm ... it's a step up from Kimberly Stewart ... I want solid evidence. I won't believe it till I see it. [Fan photo of Stephen with Ashley courtesy of Pink is the New Blog]

... in less interesting Laguna news, Jessica Smith caved and got her nose pierced. Just like Taylor. Oh, and we (I ... I don't know why I always say "we") figured out who lives in a trailer park from the Laguna cast! It's Jeff Boyle, Jessica's date to Prom. And a photo of Kristin Cavallari from the TCA Winter Press Tour Party last night. [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

According to Female First, Katie Holmes is due to give birth to Tom Cruise's baby next month. Friends, have we been keeping track? I know I haven't been ... but why does she look as big as she did two months ago? Well anyway, he bought his dear Kate £75,000 worth of Gucci, Versace, Galliano, D&G and Ben De Lisi dresses "to keep her sexy" through the last months of her pregnancy. Great. My mom would disapprove. She doesn't like men who try to control women.

Some random mish-mosh:

... Maria Sharapova and Andy Roddick may be dating.

... Justin Timberlake's mom is telling everyone that Cameron Diaz is not pregnant.

... Lindsay Lohan was supposed to present an award at Monday night's Golden Globes. What happened?

... Paris Hilton peed all over the backseat of a taxi in Hawaii. Not surprising.

The tabloids are reporting that twenty-three year oldFull House's Jodie Sweetin (my favorite, poor middle-child Stephanie Tanner) is a recovering crystal meth addict! According to the sources, she's out of rehab now and clean -- but still, the addiction ruined her career and marriage (yes, she got married at twenty or something). This may be true, as John Stamos released a statement to Perez Hilton: "I love and support Jodie and I'm here for her in any way that she needs me." [Photo courtesy of JodieSweetin.net]

Rumor has it that Kate Moss was seen "giving Jack Osbourne's tonsils a thorough exam" at a Golden Globes afterparty at Teddy's on Monday night. New York's Daily News reports that Jessica Simpson, Natalie Portman and Kate Hudson all seemed horrified that thirty-two year old Moss "bumped and ground her waiflike charms into" twenty-year-old Osbourne. Sometimes, Jackie, a little weight loss goes a long way!