Haute Couture, Paris-style.

So scratch the Friends news from yesterday. I knew it was too good to be true ...

In stranger television news, however, is the merging of UPN and the WB! The chief exec of CBS Corp, which owns both stations, says the new network will be called The CW and both UPN and the WB will be shut down. The network "will air 30 hours of programming seven days a week aimed in part at young audiences." Er, I hope they mean thirty hours of programming a week, because I hate to break it to ya, uber-network, but there are only twenty-four hours in a day!

(They better keep Gilmore Girls ... This does not bode well for Kristin Cavallari's yet-to-premiere show Get This Party Started ...)

Speaking of KCavi, Gawker listed its first Kristin sighting: Around 2AM, Kristin Cavalleri from Laguna Beach was at Duvet’s gay party. She was with some short, bitchy, rude queeny guy who does not know how to operate a camera. I went up to her and said, “Are you that girl from that show?” She said, “Yes.” Then I asked her if she was a fag. She laughed. She was sweet, and is hot in real life. She said she was here for work (her new show). It's Cavallari, dammit, Cavallari!



Sigh. Paris Hilton is ruining the Sundance Film Festival. Trashing it, as we speak. She showed up to throw a coupla parties and mooch off of the freebies. Annoying. I think Bai Ling showed up to one of them a coupla nights ago. Wonder if Paris thought the Asian version of her was hot in person. Laguna's own J. Wahl was there too, and posed with Lizzie Grubman. Good times, man. Good times. [Photo courtesy of Laguna Beach Online]

Photos of a very happy Danny and Melinda from The Real World: Austin turned up on the net a couple of days ago ... I'm breaking one of man's number one rules and questioning whether she's pregnant or not. And why she posed with alcohol if she is. [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

Things past and things to come ... Lindsay Lohan will appear on the cover of March's Allure and will make huge headlines confessing to things for publicity's sake, top model Daria Werbowy makes the cover of Time's Style and Design spring fashion issue, Phoebe Philo steps down from designer position at Chloe, it's Fashion Week in Paris and Paris Hilton is too drunk to care, and yes, there was once a time when sixteen-year-old Hayden Panettiere was famous for something other than partying with Paris Hilton. Read: Disney movies. Oh, and rejoice, it's Mischa Barton's twentieth birthday.