Let's get retarded in here.

More and more rumors have been flying recently about a possible Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen, er, connection. A Daily Star spy reports: "Sienna and Hayden aren't doing a very good job of keeping their flirtations a secret ... Everybody has been talking about it for a while and after the cast party on Monday they were acting like more than good friends. The party was just getting going when someone brought out the restaurant's karaoke player - Sienna was on to it in a flash. She started jokily serenading Hayden before begging him to join her on stage - and it wasn't long before he complied. They'd had a fair few drinks by this time and their flirting was obvious to everyone." I guess sometimes we just have to remember that Sienna's only twenty-four. [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

JT a moocher? The New York Post reports that Justin Timberlake, was trying to freeload off of the free goodies area at the Sundance Film Festival recently. He tried to get two $30,000 pairs of platinum and diamond aviator sunglasses but was turned down and left with only one pair.

Some sex scenes from Katie Holmes' film Thank You For Smoking have magically disappeared, and people aren't hesitating to point their fingers at Tom Cruise. Insiders are speculating, says MSN.com, that Cruise was so uncomfortable with his "amazing" and "extraordinary" fiancée's revealing on-screen frolicking that he demanded some snipping. Apparently even the director, Jason Reitman, did not know about the editing that went on between its premiere at the Toronto Film Festival and Sundance: "We were sitting there in shock ... And I turned to other people who had worked on the film, and we were completely confused. But the audience didn't seem to notice or care." Perhaps they spent the duration of the film pondering the stretching and un-stretching abilities of Katie's bump?

Colin Farrell gives away his secret to irresistibility: his natural odor. He said, "Women tend to think I am adorable or damn cute. Women go for my natural odour!" Yeah, well, ya gotta let those pheromones do their thang.

Paris Hilton nearly fell over a balcony at the W Lounge at Sundance, according to Robin Leach. Other eyewitnesses reported that if she hadn't been pulled back when she had, she would've fallen twenty-five feet "to the hard ice-and-packed ground below." Oh, would it have happened!