Die jerk!

Wilmer Valderrama revealed secrets about his active sex life with young Hollywood actresses recently to Howard Stern. I won't go into details about it because I think it was more than a little distasteful, but he stood by his claims that Lindsay Lohan's boobs are real and that he caught her deleting phone numbers from his cell phone while they were dating. And that he knew Mandy Moore liked him when her mother told him that she changed her shirt three times while preparing for their first date. Oh wow. Three whole times. [Photo courtesy of lime-light.org]

Apparently Tom Cruise had silent birth placards delivered to his mansion in Beverly Hills the other day. These placards are said to be six feet tall, and will be placed so that Katie Holmes can see them in labor. One reads, "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable." Kick him real understandably in the balls when it's through.

In Touch is reporting that Jessica Simpson wants to adopt two children by the time she's 28 years old. She is currently looking into adopting her first children and has already picked out a room in her home for it.

This is definitely my favorite story of the day: co-stars Star Jones and Joy Behar of The View apparently had a bit of a showdown on air the other day. It all started when Jones said, "Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they're 20." Behar responded with, "Ok, Star. That's enough about you. On to us. Bye!" Censors caught most of Behar's retort, "Keep your (breasts) perky!" to which Jones responded: "I'm glad to see you haven't changed. Even today, you are still a bitch." You can see it for yourself here.