Trashy Yankees and Classy Brits

Sometimes I forget that Sienna Miller is only 24. Well according to Glamour.com, her older sister Savannah hasn't forgotten -- big sis has persuaded lil sis to move back to England because she feels Sienna has gotten too caught up in "a whirlwind of media attention ever since she and Jude Law broke up ... So Savannah told Sienna in no uncertain terms that she was expected down in Cornwall. She wants Sienna to go for long walks, talk everything over and eat lots of hearty meals - and not spend all her time on her mobile to Jude and her actor pals in London. She has convinced her to switch off her phone and take it easy for a while. Sienna knows her big sis has her best interests at heart." Aw, how sweet. Maybe Savannah can tame her. [Photo courtesy of LiveJournal user "assainova"]

This story amuses me: Keira Knightley's relationship with her Pride and Prejudice co-star Rupert Friend still seems to be going strong, despite rumours she'd got close to Jake Gyllenhaal during Oscar week. The pair were spotted this weekend buying fruit together at London's Borough Market, with Keira looking particularly interested in the rhubarb on offer. Rhubarb, hahahaha. Sorry, I'm two.

Britney Spears has signed on to do another season of Chaotic, which will move focus away from Kevin Federline, mostly because he'll have his own show to shoot, chronicling his ascent into the rap world. Will Mr. Britney Spears outshine his wife? God, I hope not.

Tori Spelling's parents are no longer on speaking terms with their daughter. It's about time! In the first episode of her new reality/documentary show noTORIous, she pokes fun at a room in her parents' house, calling it the "eBay room" because of her mother's shopping problem. When her mother, Candy, saw the footage, she threatened to sue Tori. At last, we have an explanation for Tori's toriness. Yay. The show premieres on April 2nd, but I am far from encouraging you to watch it.