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Kristin Cavallari has landed herself her second Us Weekly cover -- this time, sans Jessica Simpson, period! As a reminder, tune in tonight at 9pm EST to UPN for her guest appearance on Veronica Mars. [Photo courtesy of The Real O.C. boards]

More funny Lindsay Lohan man-eating news, courtesy of Page Six: After hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and George Clooney at Bungalow 8 on Wednesday night, the teen queen hit the Piaget-sponsored after-party for the new Salma Hayek/Colin Farrell romp, "Ask the Dust," at the SoHo Grand on Thursday. Double-L wasted no time asking about Farrell, with whom she's been linked in the past. "She was intent on finding him," said one guest. Told that Farrell was filming elsewhere, she pouted with her girlfriends, perking up only when British heartthrob Clive Owen chatted her up.

I'm starting to think she has a problem. If we take a moment to think superficially about it in Freudian terms, the whole lack-of-a-father growing up (he was jailed for part of her adolescence) may attribute to her constant need to be showered with attention from older men. < / Psychological Analysis >

Stephen Colletti is getting a segment during this year's MTV Spring Break. He and Tyson of All-American Rejects have twenty-four hours to have the "ultimate" Spring Break. It will premiere on March 20th at 11pm EST.

Wow, apparently I've been out of the Beverly Hills 90210 loop. (Note: I was never in it.) But Jennie Garth has two children and is expecting her third with husband Peter Facinelli! They have two daughters, Lola Ray, 3, and Luca Bella, 8, for those who are as uninformed as I was.

And lastly, ONTD dug up some photos of Keira Knightley from her days at the Teddington School in Middlesex, England:


[Photos courtesy of Just Jared]