This is wack!

This is a little ... strange. Eva Longoria says that her best friends, her "crew," consists of Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Eva Mendes. "They've come over to my place loads of times. That's our crew. That's our gang. They're my crushes. I have intense love for these women." And this is a joke right? Not only can I not imagine Jessica S. or Jessica A. being friends with Eva L., this must be a case of "The Heathers": meet The Jessicas and The Evas. Self-love, wo-man. They could start a rock band. [Photo courtesy of lime-light.org]

TMZ.com thinks Mary-Kate Olsen has been acting strange lately because one their cameras "caught Mary-Kate in the fetal position in the back seat of her limo as she was driven away from a private party at the Soho House in the Hollywood Hills." Wow. I never crawl into the fetal position. Ever.

And here's a video of Lindsay Lohan battling the paparazzi by pretending they're not there. One of them falls down while trying to get a photo and LL steps over her. And then the paparazzi proceed to get into a battle of their own.

Remember than Brian Quintana guy who had a restraining order placed on Paris Hilton? The details of his testimony have come tumbling out ... Apparently their relationship went sour after she overheard him informing her beau, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.
"I wanted him to be aware of it--that she had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]," Quintana said.
He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became "furious."
"She said, 'This is between the three of us; if this gets out you're a f---ing dead man.'"

Not surprised. Also don't really trust this guy, but Paris must be infested with STDs by now.

Paris is being more vocal than ever about her upcoming album. She told Fox News that “It’s scheduled for June on Warner Bros. Tom Whalley is really excited about it.” The track listing is as follows:
1. Turn it Up
2. Turn You On
3. Stars Are Blind
4. Jealousy
5. Heartbeat
6. Fightin’ Over Me ft. Fat Joe and Jadakiss
7. Are You With It?
9. Do You Think I’m Sexy? (a cover of Rod Stewart's)
10. Screwed
11. Not Leaving Without You

This is going to be an awesome album.

The interviewer asked her about ex-fiance Paris Latsis and she said, “He wasn’t hot enough,” but that Stavros Niarchos “is very hot.” She must be in a constant state of denial. But we already knew that.

Interviewer: “But really you’re not getting married or anything, are you?”
Paris: “Are you crazy? I’m 25. No way.”
Interviewer: “In fact, you don’t need these boyfriends do you? They’re just ornaments.”
Paris: “That’s right.”

That's one cold-hard bitch right there, but at least she knows how to play the game.