She still has a thing or two to learn.

Kristin Cavallari of MTV's 'Laguna Beach' refused to talk to cameras about rumors that she's dating Nick Lachey. TMZ's sources say she was coming back from Nick's new home at the time. Note to Kristin: Don't talk to them! She seems so young here ... [Photo courtesy of The Real O.C. boards]

P.S. Where did her boobs go?

This news kind of frightens me. I'm not exactly sure why -- maybe it's because I still think Amanda Bynes is ten and just starting out on All That. But she's not. Maybe it's because she always looks so goofy (sorry Amanda). But she's not supposed to have a manly boyfriend! (Named Channing Tatum, a co-star in her new film She's The Man.) [Photo courtesy of Shine On Media]

I keep forgetting to report this, but Lo Bosworth of Laguna Beach is selling her white Jetta, the one she got for graduating high school. You can purchase the two-year-old car for just $10,000! She mentions that almost every member of the show has been in that car. Hmm. Including Talan Torriero, I'll bet, who left an earring for good measure.

Fred Savage, best known for his role as Kevin on The Wonder Years is going to be a father soon! He and his wife Jennifer are expecting a baby in July. The two were married in 2004.

Another pregnancy ... what is that!? Is it just me does it look completely un-human??? [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

My favorite straight hairdresser -- a wife beater!? Jonathan Antin, hairdresser extraordinaire to the stars (as documented on Bravo show Blow Out!), was jailed for domestic violence in 1997. He ended up pleading no contest, and his criminal record was "expunged" in March 2004.

And it looks like the Duff is finally gaining some weight back -- at least in this picture. She looks mighty good as a brunette. But big sis Haylie seems to still be shedding the pounds -- making her unfortunate nose even more prominent. Who am I to be talking, though? That was mean and uncalled for. [Photo courtesy of Imnotobsessed.com]

But I won't take it back.