Loneliness is tragical

Brooke Hogan, still best known as Hulk Hogan's daughter rather than popstar-in-the-making, said that "there's just a pompous way about" Jessica Simpson. She's not feelin' Ashlee either: "Ugh. They're both fake." She does, however, have nice things to say about Jessica's ex, Nick Lachey. She thinks he's the hottest guy in Hollywood because "He's got a beautiful heart, and he's so genuine." [Photo courtesy of Yahoo!]

Matt LeBlanc and his wife Melissa are filing for divorce after three years of marriage. The two have a two-year-old daughter named Marina who suffers from a neurological condition called cortical dysplasia, and Matt is stepfather to thirteen-year-old Tyler and ten-year-old Jacquelyn from his wife's previous marriage.

Has it really been three years? I remember seeing it on TV like it was last summer or something.

Lindsay Lohan said that Kabbalah serves as a steady force in her crazy life: "Yes, I am looking into Kabbalah. I guess why is because all of us need something. You just have to grab onto whatever can get you through. Maybe it's this business, but it seems everything around can be so tough, so hard. I think you have to have somewhere to turn for a little softness and understanding. I know I'm really trying." Aww. Somewhere inside of that over-tanned and often malnourished body, there is a softy.

Director Robert Luketic, who was set to direct the remake of TV show Dallas is said to have walked away from the film, unhappy with some of the casting choices. The film wasn't even set to shoot until October, but apparently at least one of the following rubbed him the wrong way: John Travolta as J.R. Ewing, Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen, Luke Wilson as Bobby, and Shirley MacLaine as Miss Ellie. It is rumored that Doctor Dolittle director Betty Thomas will step in as Luketic's replacement.

According to The Mirror, Simon Cowell has been drooling over American Idol's Kellie Pickler. "He is really affectionate to Kellie both on and off screen. They are often seen having intimate chats in the corner which has really annoyed [his girlfriend] Terri [Seymour]. She knows it's his job to make contestants feel at ease, but she feels he's crossed the line and is making her look a fool. They've already had several screaming matches over this, but Simon refuses to back down." Terri has apparently said, "Simon knows I'm annoyed and insists it's just 'fun and games' that makes for better television. But I see how his face gets flushed when Kellie's around."

And Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons announced today that they are separating. Russell said, "Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other. We will also continue to work side by side on a daily basis as partners in all of our businesses." The two have two young daughters.

Geez, way to ring in April ...