Denial, denial

People.com features another unsatisfying and boring Kristin Cavallari interview. What makes a good party: "A good guest list -- and music is always very important. ... I like '80s music. It's music you can dance to." On beau Brody Jenner: "It's been hard because I've been traveling so much and we don't see each other that often. But when we do, we're really boring – we go to dinner and rent movies. Like today, we're gonna go to the Apple store. We're just really regular people, we just do normal stuff."

On other Laguna Beach cast members:
Stephen Colletti: "He's a sweetheart. He puts other people before himself."
Lauren Conrad: "What I know of her, we're just very different people."
Jason Wahler: "Hilarious. He's a really funny guy."
Jessica Smith: "Dorky, but in a good way. She's the kind of girl you can be in your pajamas with all day and eat food and just laugh with."
Talan Torriero: "There are a lot of different sides to his personality. He can be very funny or very sweet or he can be like Mr. Cool."

For the rest of the mundane, interview, click here. [Photo OBVIOUSLY courtesy of PerezHilton.com. What an idiot.]

TomKat deny their break up. As they would, according to their evil world-dominating plan ... or, just Tom's. 'Cause look: In Touch is confident about their newest claims that Tom was acting like a crazy person at a recent Kanye West concert in Los Angeles: The “Mission Impossible” star “dangled off a nine-foot-high balcony” at the concert ... He then complained “All these people are making me crazy. It’s too much!’” and, as onlookers “gasped in disbelief” he “climbed up cables to get away from the crowds." ... “He asked us what religion we were,” a source told ITW. “He told us that Scientology changed his life and his fiancée’s life, and it could change ours, too.” What a sad man.

Jake Gyllenhaal has a "major crush" on Ziyi Zhang, says Star. But language barriers and busy schedules are keeping them apart. Aw, that's too bad.

That restraining order Brian Quintana was filing against Paris Hilton went through. According to some, it's keeping her from partying in certain places because "Paris' posse was calling around to see which parties were jumping. But everywhere they called, I was there ahead of her," Quintana says (quite possibly with an evil laugh and a pinky to his mouth). Paris' people deny it, just as they deny the reasons behind the now instated restraining order: "Wherever she did or didn't go, it didn't have anything to do with that order." But wait -- so she did make racial remarks against him?

PETA activists threw flour at Paris last night in London as she made her way to a London Fashion Week after party. It's about time. Next time make it slimy!