You're no fun.

After winning two awards at the Brit Awards last night, Coldplay announced that they will be taking a break. "It's going to be a few years before you see us again ... People are fed up with us -- and so are we."

According toIn Touch, Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart are in the midst of a catfight. Here's the weekly's incredibly solid evidence for it: At the Tab Energy party on February 2 at Drive-in Studios in New York, fellow partygoers couldn’t help but notice the tension between the two women. “Lindsay and Kimberly were sitting on the same side of the room but they totally ignored each other,” says one onlooker. "They didn’t even acknowledge each other’s presence. Lindsay just kept to herself for the most part, and Kimberly spent time with pals, but neither would even say hello. They used to be friends, but no more.” Hmm. Then Lohan and I must be in a catfight too.

The Daily News spotted Lohan and her mom (presumably before the dinner at Bette) at the Hotel Gansevoort in the meatpacking district, "watching naked women slut it up in ... the hot tub. All tuckered out from that maternal quality time, Lohan took frequent trips to the bathroom with Nicky Hilton." Beautiful bond they've got there. Leave Ma all alone with the scary strippers while you do a line or two in the powder room. [Photo courtesy of ONTD]

Well, maybe Ma was a little traumatized by the strippers, because Page Six is reporting that Dina is getting tired of her daughter's partying ways. On Friday, the two were spotting fighting over Lindsay's partying at the after-show dinner at Bette for Karl Lagerfeld's new fashion line. "Dina was very open about it," a source shared. "She's getting tired of sitting at Bungalow 8 until 5 in the morning." ... Lohan's rep denied there was a fight: "Whoever told you this is someone who is trying to stir the pot." I'm starting to hate "Lohan's rep" as much as I hate her.

Mischa Barton has terrible luck with phones. She's complained about losing them time and time again. This time, bad luck struck her and her Sidekick over a pool. She was dancing on a makeshift dance floor over a pool, says Contact Music, when the floor gave way and sent the partiers into the water. It is reported that she not only destroyed her Sidekick, but ruined her Chanel jacket in the process.

Apparently Nicole Richie's campaign to spread the Diet Dr. Pepper love on Valentine's Day was not well-received. Only a "few dozen sodas were given out in total. More passersby wondered what was going on than actually lined up for a sample, and one heckler drew boos and giggles by shouting, 'She's ugly!' as he walked on by." Well ... it was New York. Nobody ain't gonna stop for nothin' on a Tuesday morning.

Lastly, some hopeful news for the glitterati out there. Nicole and ex-fiance Adam Goldstein were spotted at Il Sole in Los Angeles, holding hands. Of course, his rep had to go and ruin the romance by adding that "(The dinner) doesn't mean they're back together. The two remain friends."

Hollywood just isn't Hollywood without a rep to ruin all the fun.