Early update

The internet has been spotty here, so I'm just going to post it before it gets knocked out again. Have a beautiful Saturday ...

MTV's two reality-tv Ashleys dated? Former O-Town member (poor kid's probably going to have that tacked onto his name for the rest of his life) Ashley Parker Angel revealed to radio station 107.5 The River that while he was in O-Town, the two "were hangin' out." According to him, she's a "bad kisser" because "she didn't use enough" tongue. And when the intern said, "Wait a minute! You were like 19 or 20 in O-Town which means Ashlee was like, what, 15 or 16," Ashley responded with a blasé "Ooops! Ouch." Yeah that's right, oops ouch. [Photo courtesy of AshleyParkerAngel.com (that's a mouthful)]

TMZ spilled a secret about Hilary Duff: she's not so nice these days. Her yoga instructor revealed that she wasn't impressed with Hilary's attitude during a private session in and that she was snotty and acted like just another "little rich kid." Check out the oh-so-stimulating report here, and while you're at it, click on "Paris snaps, valets jump" to watch Paris Hilton check her pout out in the window of her SUV before heading into whatever hip club is paying for her presence.

I think I must've been walking through life half-asleep lately, because how did I miss this? Lindsay Lohan is moving from Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records to Motown --- which means that Mottola's label (which was down to its last artist, Lohan) is dunzo. Double ouch.

And this? I mean, no, I don't watch Dancing With The Stars and I don't really pay much attention to former boy band members save for Nick Lachey, Ashley Parker Angel (apparently) and occasionally Justin Timberlake if Cameron's giving him a hard time, but ... Drew Lachey's wife is pregnant and due in the next couple of weeks!? When did this happen!? Dammit, Newlyweds, for being over and not keeping me up-to-date with the fertility charts of the Simpson-Lachey family!!! Anyway, the problem with that is if she goes into labor anytime before or on Sunday, Drew's going to have to be a no-show for the finale. And people are pointing at him for being the big bread-winner. Wonder if ABC will rig it so that he doesn't win and they won't have anything to worry about.

Hmm ... James Blunt getting tired of being squished into the John Mayer category? "Bob Dylan is a singer/songwriter and therefore is 'sensitive' or aware, maybe, but do you anticipate him crying on every street corner? I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted." Oh stop trying to beef up your reputation, man. It's what's selling your records, not your -- ahem -- "good looks."

Aww, poor Martin Holmes. He has finally come to the realization that his little Katie has been lost forever. Katie Holmes, now twenty-seven, was accepted into New York City's prestigious Columbia University, back in 1998 but deferred to work on Dawson's Creek. Her dad put down a $500 non-refundable deposit and recently wrote to the admissions office to withdraw his daughter's name and ask for a refund.

I want to give that man a big bear hug so badly ...