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Ashlee Simpson will bravely face network television when she performs on Saturday Night Live this coming weekend. Good for her!
Funny exerpt of a Laguna Beach review from several episode ago. Casey annoys me to no end. There seems to be nothing redeeming about her ...
Unfortunately, her adorable housekeeper Imelda was nowhere in sight, which meant a big nada for the fire-roasted quesadillas, or Casey-dillas as I like to call them.
- "B-side" of TVgasm.
Calling all Lil' Kim fans! You can continue sending fan mail (or attempt to stalk her) to her new address:
Kimberly Jones / 56198-054
FDC PHILADELPHIA
FEDERAL DETENTION CENTER
P.O. BOX 562
PHILADELPHIA, PA 19106
Oh No They Didn't! reports that someone is auctioning off Britney Spears' dirty ole flip-flops. Yes, the ones she slipped on following her visits to the gas station bathrooms. You can probably find some Cheetos crumbs buried deep in that foam somewhere too. If you're feeling extra generous, you can also bid on her bra.
And in a bit of an accident, I stumbled upon the greatest underground network of Z-listed teen celebrities since World War II ... up-and-coming celebrity-daughter models, Summerland stars, Samaire Armstrong, Disney stars, All That cast members ... ex-boyfriends of people who used to matter ... kids made famous by being Hilary Duff and/or Lindsay Lohan's friends at the height of their popularity ... it's sad how much each and every one of them seems to be searching for teenage normalcy in the form of MySpace. Also sad, however, is that friends of celebrities who are young and full of potential seem to be wasting their youth (and their parents' money) away partying, drinking and sharing pictures of nights forgotten with one another on MySpace.
