Who's the Blondest of Them All?

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I'm heading out of the city today, then out of the country for a few days after that, so updates will be nonexistent for the next week or so. Hopefully all the Laguna goodness will hold you up.

I've managed to pull together a few findings, though:

The National Ledger is reporting that Liz Smith (of Page Six) heard that the photos of Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn at it in Chicago were a set up. Smith says, "It was 'time' for the story to break, but naturally, neither star wants to actually say the words 'Sure, we're fooling around.'"

Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys recently proclaimed his desire to meet/be with/what have you Sarah Harding of the British girl group Girls Aloud. He told The Mirror that "[t]he blonde one is hot. I've seen their photos and the whole band's pretty hot. We definitely wouldn't mind meeting them ... I think Sarah's my ideal woman."

Ideal woman as in ideal ... man? She has the most masculine face of the five, although I guess it speaks loads to be the blondest and most sexed-up one. Why, why, why do girly-looking men always go for manly-looking girls?! If Jessica Simpson and Sienna Miller were to spawn a sexually altered daughter, I think that's what it would look like. Sarah Harding. The Blonde One.

As the end of October draws near, it's time to face the music and realize that ... yes, it's NaNoWriMo time! NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month, which basically means a bunch of crazy people will be chugging coffee non-stop for all of November in an attempt to write a coherent novel of 50,000 words by November 30th. If you'd like to participate, go to NaNoWriMo.org and sign up today -- writing begins at the stroke of midnight on November 1st.

Time to pack The Laptop away ... have a great week!