OK! Magazine owns Hollywood

So rumors are going around that the reason Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey continue to deny divorce claims made by Us Weekly is because they're contractually obligated to OK! Magazine. Meaning: until OK! gets its act together and reports the damn news, there may never be any closure.

Similarly, OK! Magazine has rights to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's wedding photos. You'll have to wait until October 13th until the issue hits newsstands.

And lastly, I finally found the weird photo of Laguna Beach's Stephen Colletti and Dieter Schmitz hanging with other Z-list reality stars, such as Trishelle (who needs no introduction, as she's been in so many bad reality shows):



Not sure where the photo was first found, so ... if it's yours and credit need be paid, leave me a comment.

That is all for now, folks.