Wednesday, July 02, 2008

LL's birthday wish: Dad Michael to drop off the face of the earth

Didn’t think it was going to happen, but now that Barack Obama’s got the Democratic nomination ... he’s gone and spoken (or written) against the ban on gay marriage in California! This is one teeny step, but it’s still one step closer to equality for all.


[Photo courtesy of Flawed Hollywood]

Amy Winehouse continues to be a looney: she escaped from her house, jumped into an innocent passing convertible and proceeded to ride for twenty minutes through London in it before hopping out of the car and into a pub. Her father came to reclaim her shortly afterwards. I hope the girls who were driving the convertible got some juicy stuff out of it! What an icebreaker ...

Rumor has it that OK! magazine is actually paying for Michael Lohan’s DNA test. TMZ reports that Michael shared some secrets about what sort of financial ruins Ashley Kaufmann’s mother might be in, but I didn’t bother trying to figure out what they were. Michael Lohan is not to be trusted.

I didn’t write about it yesterday because it sounded like useless fodder to me, but apparently Star magazine has a larger circle of influence than I’d initially imagined. According to Star’s unnamed source, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are “playing house and loving every minute of it ... Lindsay and Sam play certain roles. Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife.” That sounds ridiculously ignorant, but this is probably a friend of Lindsay’s, so I’m not surprised.

He or she continues: “... they have great morning sex” and Lindsay “wakes up hapy every day.” That would actually explain a lot about Lindsay’s behavior over the past couple of months.

So would these photos. SamRo continues to maintain calm and do normal-people things even those she was practically born into royalty. There’s nothing like seeing the woman who’s sleeping with Lindsay Lohan sneakily setting her Red Bull can on the edge of a planter.

Well, except for seeing Ryan Gosling trying to amuse himself after setting himself on the edge of a planter.

[Photo courtesy of RyanGoslingOnline.com]

Happy 22nd and 23rd Birthdays to Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Tisdale. Disney bitches are getting OLD!

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