We're never gonna survive unless we're a little crazy

It’s been a crazy week and I have been lacking or just slacking with updates. Not much has changed ... the media is still poring over every minor move of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan. Everyone in the world pointed out that Gawker caught wind of Rondsay’s relationship over a year ago and everyone who missed it is an idiot. David Archuleta is still being his cute, humble self. La di da, la di da.


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In greater detail: SamRo makes Lindsay smile like I’ve never seen her smile. And I think I’ve seen just about the entire rainbow of Lindsay’s smiles, as I’ve been following her since the early, early days when she lived on Long Island and was rude to my friend at the local town fair.

Now for a DArchuleta update, and there is tons of “news”: his first single, supposedly named “Crush” will hit radios on August 11th, with his debut album rumored to drop on Election Day (November 4, 2008). That is all very far off, so in the meantime, he will at long last be revealing his “incredible” take on Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” on a local Utah show on Tuesday, July 15th when the American Idol tour hits his home state.

Lindsay Lohan’s third album is said to release in November of this year as well.

Everyone has probably been holding their breath for High School Musical 3 spoilers. Well, the Disney Channel debuted “Now or Never” from the upcoming big screen feature tonight, and here it is:

[Courtesy of YouTube user “helisonsm”]

And quirky story of the day: another Jesus sighting in someone’s food. Some residents of Salt Lake City claim to be able to see Jesus in this spumoni ice cream. I kid you not.

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