Those Crazy Lohans

... the photo we’ve all been waiting for has surfaced (or In Touch bought it). Meet Ashley Kaufmann, the 13-year-old who is possibly the half-sister of the infamous Lohan clan:


[Photo courtesty of In Touch Weekly]
Let the judging begin! I, for one, can see the resemblance between her and Michael Lohan, but can’t say for sure. I think I can even see a little bit of Lindsay and Dakota (Cody) in her, but like I said earlier, those Sullivan family genes are stronger than Maker’s Mark.

(By the way, did you know that Dina’s birth name is DONATA!? Yikes.)

So it’ll be another few days, after Michael Lohan’s DNA test has been processed, until we find out whether Ali will have someone her own age in her own family to pick on.

In the meantime, a three-month old voicemail media whore (Michael, that is) left for daughter Lindsay was leaked. It’s full of empty promises, but that’s no surprise.

Better late than never: a video of Lilo and Samantha Ronson on the set of Labor Pains on Friday. When asked to comment on her father’s other daughter, she points to SamRo and says quite succinctly (using a “publicity stunt” to throw another one), “Didn’t you hear? We’re expecting.”

For general SamRo quirkiness, see if you have the patience to sit through all 7.5 minutes of this video for the good bits.

American Idol's Jason Castro has dutifully reported the behind-the-scenes actions of the tour to us, as promised. He’d make an excellent husband – very consistent and reliable. Anyway. He apologized in a MySpace bulletin for skipping out on his weekly date with his fans (Dreadheads?) because the American Idol moguls have tightened their iron fist around the finalists and there are rules against posting photos and videos. Tear. But a very enthusiastic “Jasonnn.” quips: “i cant wait to let yall know how the first show goes!!! ttyl!” We can’t wait to hear all about it.